What's Your Sign?

Oh man, turn your speakers down on you computer, if you reading this on your phone, stop walkin and grab a seat, I am about to turn it all the way up on this one!

Ladies lemme tell you about yaselves for a minute:

[Quick Background]
So I'm at the bar last night talkin to a beautiful young lady, all is well, we're talking, I'm joking, she's laughing, everything is goin good til (cue dramatic soap opera music here) she asks me: "What's your sign?" And in my head while still maintaining the smile on my face I'm thinkin "Ahhh Fuck! Of course she would ask that!"

Aight ladies, let talk about it, a lot of ya gonna dislike what I'm about to say but I feel it has to be said. I feel too many women rely on astrology to tell them what they need to know about a person when in all reality, astrology doesn't  have anything to do with anything. (This is just my opinion of course--take it or leave it)
You see, I'm convinced that women are and will forever be confused. You can't ask them what they want because they don't know what they want: perfect example:

Guy: So what do you look for in a man?
Girl: Well you know, he should be honest, a good listener, have ambition, and should be definitely be educated.

Meanwhile this bitch stopped dealing with Jerry, the handsome brother at the office with a masters, who was understanding, caring, a great listener, for the nigga she met on the 6 train one night who just so happens to occasionally beat her ass now. Oh but the sex is amazing, and she feels he loves her so its okay that he hits her. But I digress.

Now that you see how confused women are, feel me on this: they don't know what they want and they're scared to try to find out on their own, so they use a man's zodiac sign as a "Description Label" like you find on the back of a book or a DVD.
C'Mon baby, do like the song says and "Take time to know him." If in the end he turns out to be a jerk and you don't feel like dealin with him fine, but you shouldn't miss out on what might be "Mr. Right" because yours and his signs aren't compatible according to a table of contents that someone ages ago created out of bordem.

See me personally I don't feel that when I was born has anything to do with who I am. The positions and alignments of the stars at 5:42pm on Friday, August 14th, 1987 has nothing to do with me being an asshole. I'm an asshole because its a defense mechanism that I've picked up in 23 years of living. The only thing I know that keeps me from being too hurt when anything doesn't go my way. So this is why, when I'm asked: "So what's your sign" I rather not tell a female, cause that's when her smile turns into a straight face and I have to hear "Oh, your a leo?" with that disappointed tone in her voice.
Wasn't I just making you laugh? Weren't you just impressed by my career path and admiring my ambition? Sheesh, and then they always have a justification as to why they feel this way. I wonder how many women have missed out on "The One" all because he said "Oh, I'm a Libra." Damn. Another thing they do is use their sign as a justification for the dumb shit they do: "Oh, I'm a Capricorn, this is how I am" but that's a whole different blog post all together. Lol

In conclusion: (Takin it back to HS essay writing on ya asses. Lol)
I don't believe in Zodiac signs, and signs being compatible, and I feel anyone who does is a fuckin idiot. I say this with all due respect. And I just hope I got across to someone, anyone.
Thanks for comin out, Good night, drive safely, and if you come across any Leo's out there, tell em Eno Bull said: "What's good baby?"

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