Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Bitches and Women (Bitches Be Whack)

Aight everyone, welcome back to the classroom known as my blog, Tha Bull Pen. Please grab a seat and prepare to begin.

Today's Lesson is "Bitches and Women"
I see some of the ladies in the class giving me awkward stares: "Don't worry ladies, I'll explain myself" lol

Now, the term 'Bitch', most commonly used amongst dog breeders is defined as: A female canine (a dog.) I'm sure many will be surprised to learn as was I when I first found out that: It's original use as a vulgarism, documented to the fourteenth century, suggested high sexual desire in a woman, comparable to a bitch ( a female dog) in heat.

So moving right along we see that it has been used centuries before we ever said it the first time. But does it mean the same today? This is where our discussion begins.

Today in the year 2009 the word bitch is used for all but a female dog, usually used by men towards women. The age old question is why. For example if any one of the young men here today said to one of the young ladies "Hey Bitch, can I borrow a pen?" that young lady would all but have her head spin on her neck. But if that same young lady was talking to a friend of hers , it would be perfectly acceptable for her friend to say: "Bitch, you crazy" now wouldn't it?

You see, like most other words and phrases it's not what you say but how you say it. But I digress. The reason for this topic today was to explain to the women in the room the difference between women and bitches.

Women:
A woman is the giver of life, a majestic and beautiful creature put here to direct the people of this world towards greatness. A woman is a Grand Mother, a Mother, a Daughter, An Aunt, a Sister, a Great friend. One who gives and understands that to get respect it must first be given. One who is well aware of her self worth and walks with her head high with no time to stop on her way to her destination. Whether that destination is success, happiness, or just the corner store, she knows not to be lead astray.
A perfect example of a Woman: *She has her own but understands that a man may still want to give to her because she deserves it and wants to do for her. A woman doesn't throw her independence in any one's face

now a

Bitch:
Hmmmm... now a bitch is a Female, but not a woman, not even a lady. A bitch is a female who is unrefined, often out to get what she wants by way of less than favorable behavior, sexual favors and all other low forms of acting. A bitch is a female who gets no respect from others because she herself has no self respect. Did I lose you? See a bitch wants to see everyone, especially men and women as unhappy as she is. She doesn't care for others even those who may actually car for her. A bitch does unexplainable things for reasons that she herself does not understand.
A perfect example of a Bitch: *She get pregnant by a man who she doesn't even like very much, but she knows that his financial security is strong, and she wants that same security but she does not want to work as hard as that man to get it for herself. And once she has had that man's child and he leaves for whatever reason she uses HER child as a tool to get back at the man. Crazy Bitches!

So you see ladies, If a man calls you a bitch it is quite possible that he is just using that word out of context BUT there is always a possibility that you are indeed behaving like or just being a bitch. Take what I've taught you here today and learn from it. Apply it to your everyday life, and for ALL the females, be a Woman, not a Bitch.

Okay, class dismissed. Remember to always
Stay Up & Stay Tuned!

5 comments:

Eury said...

lol, so true. sooo true. Now if guys would realize this and act accordingly the world would be perfect....

☆Reese✮ said...

Absolutely perfect. Love the explanation and the way you broke it down!

ENO ONE.... said...

THANKS LADIES, I APPRECIATE YOU TAKING THE TIME TO BOTH READ AND COMMENT ON MY BLOG. AND HOPEFULLY THIS SHOWS YOU NOT ALL GUYS (ESPECIALLY MYSELF) THINK LIKE THE REST.

STAY UP AND STAY TUNED.

Jemeka said...

Aww man, I love it! Notice how the explanation of a b!^%# is longer than that of a woman. Being a woman is so much easier..Some chicks just don't understand....

ENO ONE.... said...

JEMEKA I COULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT BETTER MYSELF. I JUST WISH THEY WOULD ALL LEARN...